Their first mistake: trusting a G*rmanic 😔

Oops! All Tyranny!

Roman politics getting spicy

Delicious

Loving your wife? Bro, that's gay af

Our special skill is RULING, not RIDING!

Anarcho-Romanism

Suetonius is a great source! Just keep a pinch of salt handy.

O TEMPORA! O MORES!

Stylin' on them

MIX TAPE

We call this, "Soldiers' democracy"! Gaius, you may cast the first vote!

"Here is the brother of the great conqueror Germanicus!"

Crassus, in fact, would be the one coughing up (molten) gold

The Last Emperor TRUE TO THE GODS

Titus, my love 😭

Me anyway: "SEEZAR! SEEZAR!"

Alexandria do like a good riot

"Give me a boost bro"

Yo doge, I heard you like walls

"Damn, walls tough"

Cabbage man can never catch a break

"It'll be the next big thing, though, trust me"

Can't escape sexism even in the chronicling, smh

"Why do you barbarians want to destroy the Roman Empire!?"

"I tried waiting. It's been 20 years."

Caesar ain't scared

Ah, the good ol' days...

When the system functions, bad leadership is only an inconvenience.

Let's face it - even the best parts of ancient history are still... ancient history.

"Senators OWNED and ENSLAVED!"

These mechanical slaves are inefficient af, smh

Cato the Younger was a piece of shit

Self-rez is so cheap, nerf please

It's not like these Germanics will ever amount to anything, anyway

Gods speed you, noble Romaboo 😭

"Legionary! Befouling rations is a FLOGGING (unless one of your tentmates likes the topping)" (Ironlily)

In it for the long haul

SASSANID CIVIL WAR INCOMING!?

AVE CAESAR

"Greek and Roman gods are the same-"

Dreaming of Rome (AnonHistory)

Reject modernity, return to MOS MAIORVM

"They expect both of us in the wreckage, brother."

Roman Emperors and their marital interests

DANGEROUS CHRISTOID SPOTTED

SOLITUDINEM FACIMUS, PACEM APPELLAMUS

Tin - the universal protector! (AnonHistory)

"Sorry, I just hate populist dictators even more than I hate democracy, and I hate democracy a LOT"