Hotel review sites should include a section where reviewers can share the internet speed

The cliche "sex talk" starts with a lie

height is cope for ethnic incel

once you start to realize that incels are right as a non-white, you see why Elliot rodger did it.

In order to be allowed to drive, you don't just have to promise to pay if you hit someone, you have to pay in advance in case you hit someone

The most powerful thing people give to one another begins with their attention

Gen Z’s Tony Hawk is Tony Hawk

My apartment building gives me free water but I pay for electricity. What if I run the faucet nonstop and rig up a hydro turbine in my bathtub to generate my power from it?

Blackboards were the OG dark mode

I felt so betrayed when I found out Germany isn't called Germany in Germany

Concert encores are like adult peekaboo for a crowd.

Are Crows just the reincarnation of cranky goths?

The more I understand mass shooters, the more I don't care what they do.

Reviews should all contain brand-unfriendly language

If social media apps had existed in 1933, history would not have unfolded differently. If anything, it would have been significantly worse.

3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space

Why do your own farts smell so bad in the shower?

Karl Pilkington was a mainstream “lolcow”

If your 'friends' don't text you, then they aren't your friends.

People who care deeply about important events they have no impact on are abnormal, most people just go about their day without giving a shit.

Regardless of where you are in the world, the clock above the driver on buses is never accurate.

The only science fiction in 1984 by Orwell is that there is a drug that could make you "Happy"

If Luigi Mangione is considered a "hero", then Punisher, Dexter Morgan and Jigsaw should be considered "heroes" too.

Tyler Robinson and Luigi Mangione are a glaring example of how attractive people get treated against ones who are not attractive

Even if you're living in a hot country, cold showers are disagreeable.

When I was a kid, computers expanded your mind and your freedoms, bringing power to the individual. With AI, now it does the thinking for you, takes your job, gives power only to a few billionaires.

We used to have TV repairmen who would come if dad couldn't fix it with the tube from the grocery store kiosk. Weird.

I've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.

If you have an exceptional intelligence... You live in IDIOCRACY right now

Turing speculated that the ability to act human would be the best indication of humanlike thought, but a better indication would be the inability to act otherwise.

If pant is made of shirt, they're inside only.

Vienna would need about 150 km² of solar panels to produce enough electricity

Have US Social Media Sites Turned Into Elaborate Bot Challenges For Humans?

USA, Russia, China = Oceania, Eurasia, Eastasia

Blue could have been the warmest color

When classrooms go fully digital, kids can no longer discreetly talk to each other during class by passing notes.

Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.

You rarely hear people get toungue-tied in scripted television or film

Media zombies would be largely harmless if they lacked teeth and claws.

We always knew fascism was behind the curtain but now its plain to see who exactly those fascists are.

Truth Social is based on Mastodon: theoretically it could federate

The proliferation of 3D printers probably had a negative impact on the sales of Altoids

In special relativity, proper time is like TIME in htop (linux process user time)

There should be a way to upvote a post/comment while selectively downvoting a part of the text.

Regular gym-goers probably avoid the gym on New Years Day because it's too crowded

Reading is powerfully and subtley consciousness-altering. For good and bad.

The phrase "my world is brighter with you" is literally true

It is theoretically possible to constantly travel so that it is perpetually daytime wherever you are