me like use nano. nano say how do thing. nano exit easy.
The image is misleading. The brain sizes represent the amount of grey matter it takes to operate the editor. The nano guy has plenty of brain power left over for things like hygiene, breathing and basic reasoning.
Postman Strikes Again
1d 20h ago by lemmy.world/u/dhruv3006 in programmer_humor@programming.dev
French programmers be like:
2d 9h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/Ragdoll_X in programmer_humor@programming.dev from sh.itjust.works
Propaganda knows no bounds
1d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/reabsorbthelight in programmer_humor@programming.dev
Convincing
2d 22h ago by piefed.social/u/perishthethought in programmer_humor@programming.dev from media.piefed.social
Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min
2d 13h ago by piefed.social/u/Ek-Hou-Van-Braai in programmer_humor@programming.dev from media.piefed.social
Shipping a button in 2026…
1d 9h ago by lemmings.world/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from youtu.be
We'll be launching soon
3d 8h ago by lemmings.world/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemmy.ml
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
4d 10h ago by lemmy.world/u/carrylex in programmer_humor@programming.dev
What is this "Contributing"?
6d 6h ago by infosec.pub/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from infosec.pub
Pride Versioning
6d 22h ago by infosec.pub/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from infosec.pub
Sorry, can't do scarves.
7d 6h ago by sopuli.xyz/u/Gork in programmer_humor@programming.dev from sopuli.xyzThe Enshittificator
7d 7h ago by piefed.ca/u/recursive_recursion in programmer_humor@programming.dev from eupolicy.social
AI slop repository with 8k stars on Github that doesn't even compile
7d 11h ago by infosec.pub/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from github.com
Means to deceive
6d 2h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/FoxtrotDeltaTango in programmer_humor@programming.dev
Can you code with no digits?
7d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/over_clox in programmer_humor@programming.dev
Surprisingly accurate metaphor, for those who know the show.
8d 9h ago by piefed.ca/u/recursive_recursion in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemmy.zipWhat do programmers and dentists have in common?
8d 11h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/mnemonicmonkeys in programmer_humor@programming.dev
ultra casual
8d 15h ago by feddit.org/u/NichEherVielleicht in programmer_humor@programming.dev from feddit.orgNew rule for filesystem developers
9d 3h ago by feditown.com/u/exu in programmer_humor@programming.dev
uhn 🥺
9d 9h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/not_IO in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemmy.blahaj.zoneGood job Docker!
9d 12h ago by lemmy.ml/u/bobo in programmer_humor@programming.dev from i.imgur.com
Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow
9d 14h ago by feddit.org/u/bricked in programmer_humor@programming.dev from feddit.orgSo simple!
10d 2h ago by piefed.ca/u/recursive_recursion in programmer_humor@programming.dev from ani.social
backups
10d 5h ago by programming.dev/u/andioop in programmer_humor@programming.dev from programming.dev
The official Introduction to Github page included an AI-generated graphic with the phrase "continvoucly morged" on it, among other mistakes.
11d 1h ago by lemy.lol/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from www.pcgamer.com
Fuck that guy
11d 23h ago by lemmy.ca/u/LillyPip in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemmy.ca
o(1) statistical prime approximation
12d 20h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/not_IO in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemmy.blahaj.zone
rule
12d 22h ago by piefed.ca/u/recursive_recursion in programmer_humor@programming.dev from files.catbox.moe
Definition
13d 10h ago by feddit.org/u/NichEherVielleicht in programmer_humor@programming.dev from feddit.org
Responsive Layout
14d 12h ago by toast.ooo/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from files.catbox.moe
Average programmers
14d 17h ago by lemmy.world/u/ZILtoid1991 in programmer_humor@programming.devA.I. Learns To Play HAPPY WHEELS [19:∞] | Code Bullet
16d 20h ago by toast.ooo/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from youtube.com
Morge continvoucly
17d 6h ago by discuss.tchncs.de/u/state_electrician in programmer_humor@programming.dev from discuss.tchncs.de
Doctor Xælong, or: How I learnt to stop worrying and love AI
17d 10h ago by programming.dev/u/shape_warrior_t in programmer_humor@programming.dev from www.tweag.io
OOP is a construct of oppression installed by the burgoise
17d 13h ago by feddit.org/u/cows_are_underrated in programmer_humor@programming.dev from feddit.orgSomebody Told Me (The User Provider Should Use An Adaptor To Proxy The Query Factory Builder)
18d 5h ago by programming.dev/u/codeinabox in programmer_humor@programming.dev from youtu.be
Overcome
18d 11h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/Lisk91 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from sh.itjust.worksNeed some FREE Advice. From those who have used the Oracle Free Forever Server
18d 14h ago by europe.pub/u/xcaliber47 in programmer_humor@programming.dev
disliking tech bros ≠ disliking tech
18d 21h ago by ani.social/u/Endmaker in programmer_humor@programming.dev from ani.social
POV: You maintain a JS library that 80% of modern web infrastructure uses as a dependency.
20d 16h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/not_IO in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemmy.blahaj.zone
Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence
20d 18h ago by mander.xyz/u/cm0002 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemmy.ml
Well. That escalated quickly
21d 9h ago by feddit.uk/u/Technoworcester in programmer_humor@programming.dev from feddit.uk
Is Windows FOSS now?
21d 18h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/not_IO in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemmy.blahaj.zone
DIY
22d 6h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/Lisk91 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from sh.itjust.works
Companies should be glad, that other people are helping them with their offsite backup
22d 15h ago by feddit.org/u/cows_are_underrated in programmer_humor@programming.dev from feddit.org
Password123!
23d 18h ago by piefed.social/u/Ek-Hou-Van-Braai in programmer_humor@programming.dev from media.piefed.social
OOP at home:
24d 17h ago by feddit.nu/u/freddo in programmer_humor@programming.dev from feddit.nuCharlotte's web could be made with a bunch of strings
24d 17h ago by sopuli.xyz/u/sbeak in programmer_humor@programming.dev