I've been completely isolated from the internet and news for the last two months. What'd I miss?
2d 2h ago by feddit.org/u/sbf in asklemmy
Yes, this is real.
Edit: I’m not just asking for world news, but internet culture and fediverse stuff, too.
OP_IRL
Not enough fire.
Miss? You won - and now you want to ruin that.
Weird activity with brand new accounts posting comics that reach the front page, like 20 posts within 24 hours and 0 comments... feels kinda bot like...
The internet is dying...
Fear not. The Internet was born outside of corporate greed and outside of state control. It can't really survive under their control, its suffocating. Let it die. Later, it will be re-born outside of their reach, in another form and another place. And for a moment at least, once again, it will be a free place. Amazing and scary and naughty at the same time, but free.
Only if hardware remains both free and available. Both are under heavy assault lately
That is a beautiful image.
Meshtastic-Net
Please go back to being isolated. You're not missing much. Your sanity and mental health matters.
Corn. You’ll thank me later
You made a mistake coming back. Enjoy your solitude.
Why the fuck did you come back?
Yeah....about that. You're gonna want to sit down first.
man...if I could, I would.
You won't believe it, Buffy Fish is owl of the year.
it wold be better you go back to being isolated. enjoy what's left of the world before trump stumbles his dumbass way into a nuclear war.
Short prison sentence vibes?
Kinda. Basic military training
😂👍
Did they teach you de-escalation techniques?
Ignorance is bliss. When you find out your bliss will be gone.
- Donald Trump has been exposed as an Epstein pedo
- this happened because the government didn't redact properly on the files. Accidental or on purpose, who knows.
- UK boxer Anthony Joshua almost died in a car accident in Nigeria. 2 people with him died.
Social media news that I know of
- Elon Musk's "grok" AI makes CSAM now. There really isn't much more nuance to it than that. It has the ability to make underwear deepfakes of anyone you ask it to.
- Despite knowing this, he hasn't shut it down, and just seems to find it funny
- the UK government is discussing banning X in the country because of this.
Global events
- Donald Trump took over Venezuela? He kidnapped Maduro, who is now sitting trial in New York.
- He wants to have Greenland now. Has discussed bribing them into joining the USA.
- Iran seems to be having a revolution. Might have beeb incited, in part, by American and Israeli operatives.
- and in Israel Palestine news:
spoiler
Israel has been using drones that play sounds of women screaming and flying them over refugee camps in Gaza and Palestine. Just to psychologically torture survivors.This has made me realise how little news I actually pay attention to
Good list, but I think there are a few things to add/modify:
- Trump hasn't just discussed bribing Greenlanders, he's also repeatedly floated the idea of taking it by force.
- the US is recalling non-essential staff from its embassies in Israel and Lebanon, fueling speculation that Israel is about to attack Iran. (IMO this might unfortunately put a damper on that revolution you mentioned.)
- In Minnesota, ICE murdered a white woman who was a citizen and bystander (not protestor) and who was just trying to obey ICE's instruction to leave. This has caused not only massive protests but also relatively strong condemnation of ICE by the state government, bringing the US even closer to civil war.
In Minnesota, ICE murdered a white woman who was a citizen and bystander (not protestor) and who was just trying to obey ICE’s instruction to leave. This has caused not only massive protests but also relatively strong condemnation of ICE by the state government, bringing the US even closer to civil war.
I can't believe i forgot that one. Biggest story IMO, has been on my mind ever since i read about it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events
It's been a crazy week in meatspace, particularly in the western hemisphere, but here on lemmy it's been fine all things considering. No new characters have really sprung up or anything
Where were you? Anywhere fun?
BMT. And no, it was hell
Is BMT boot camp?
Yup!
Brutal! In the cold???
Run
God damn I envy you.
The Yogscast did a dramatic reading of A Christmas Carol while raising money for charity, which was pretty good.
Capitalists surrendered all over the world. They gave up acting like dicks, or were they assholes or cunts? Hard to say but what matters is that they all stopped being what they were, aka people willing to screw everyone and their mother in order to earn half a cent more. They stopped polluting our drinking water and our food, too. And all that happened under the bright leadership of the USA and its new emperor that suddenly realized he had it all wrong. That hate, anger, lies, manipulations and violence were not the way to go. A real change, from the dude we can all agree.
Billionaires are now distributing their fortune to charities, while firms like Apple and all the others have started designing 100% repairable and upgradable devices that will last for decades that they sell with almost zero profit margin. YT shows no ads (ads have almost disappeared online too, like tracking). Most news channels have been closed down for extreme toxicity. Most administrative and most of the teachers in universities have been replaced by competent leadership and teachers that, in a true revolutionary shift, focus again on teaching kids and students instead of pushing their own political agenda and ideologies.
Heck, even fast foods started selling quality food.
Really.
What? Is anyone here questioning what I just said?
edit: typos (that has not changed, as far as I'm concerned)
Oh shit. I must have accidently stepped onto the wrong timeline. Can you help me figure out how to get to yours?
Daru, help me build the FG 204 so I can find Steins Gate
Phone Microwave, name subject to change.