Tucker Carlson Claims Hanging Out With Trump Feels Like ‘Smoking Hash’ — Possibly Because of His ‘Supernatural’ Powers
16h 36m ago by lemmy.ca/u/NightOwl in nottheonion from www.mediaite.com
But he claimed those around Trump often end up supporting whatever the president wants because he has a quality “that’s spellbinding.”
“And I think it probably literally is a spell,” Carlson continued. “And the effect is to weaken people around him and make them more compliant and more confused. And I’ve experienced this myself. You spend a day with Trump and you’re in this kind of dreamland. It’s like smoking hash or something. It’s interesting, very interesting.”
So the iran war happened because folks were high on trump's... aura.
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What is even happening anymore.
It's the ass fumes. They're noxious.
I feel the same way taking care of my elderly dog with dementia at 3am, I get it
I think it's probably more because talking to Trump is like trying to talk to someone who's high as fuck, and making no sense. To a sober observer, that conversation is meaningless.
Diaper bong?
As an avid pot head, I'm going to sit this one out
The "not" in "nottheonion" keeps astounding me.
Probably the off-gassing coming from a full diaper 🧷
Nurgle gas venting
So... Tucker Carlson knows what smoking hash feels like?
Is weed still illegal in the US?
At the federal level, most states have some sort of medical loophole if they aren't a state woth recreational.
Frankly weed won the war on drugs.
I always rooted for weed.
I will see myself out. Hey, DON'T TOUCH ME!!
Yes, it's illegal at a federal level. It's legal in around half the states on a state level, though.
It's a strange and very stupid situation.
Hemp is federally legal and they include thca in that, so you can order online and have it shipped to you in almost all states. There's a handful that have specifically outlawed it.
The stench of the congealed feculence from that orange child rapist will do that.
Not even Vogon poetry is vile enough to describe that infected pus-bag.
That's one way to describe the effects of his body odor
Da fuk kinda dabs is Carlson smokin'?
Jordan Petersons or Matt Gaetzeses?
He does have a supernatural ability to function without a brain.
So the cult of personality is speed running North Korean propaganda now I geuss.
That's why he loves all those dictators- he admires the blind obedience they command.
I swear to god he is Emperor Nero reborn.
"smells bad and makes me tired" is my main takeaway from weed about 90% of the time
It would be pretty incredible hanging out with this guy and just thinking how the fuck did you ever get this far? You can barely manage a full sentence or basic hygiene. I've smoked "hash" that can give you this dark paralyzing paranoia. I imagine it would feel something like that.
Smokin that brown bomber
corned beef hash?
Hey! Corned beef hash is actually good!
Pretty great way to exacerbate the climate crises, jerk. It's bad.
Only ethical meat is oligarchy burgers but they are so rarely in stock.
So he's got jobs' reality distortion field. If only he used it to scam VCs out of money like every other con artist these days instead of creating the fourth reich.
This was actually a pretty interesting interview. The dude is unredeemable but I was surprised by a lot of his opinions.
Wasn’t it like two weeks ago Tucker was regretting voting for trump?
Edit: yep