This one goes out to the guy who said made up British words is his least favorite meme genre
21h 34m ago by lemmy.world/u/Return_of_Chippy in memes
Almost. Almost. Almost....
There we are...
Well done.
Good show ol' sport
tally ho what what
splendid
I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)... she's quite fond of it!
Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.
This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.
Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.
I misread that as the man kneels, before the woman shat on the bed.
Some traditions never change
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The Anglo-Saxons are just low Germans after all
Well then, Bob's your uncle.
how's that for a slice of fried gold?
..."And Fanny's your aunt." I've been told concludes the expression lol.
Love me a good snogging while rogering.
The fuck is rogering?
That's rodgering. Clearly annunciated, too, if you please.
Now that is tickety-boo
sex
Horizontal jogging
Some of the old in-out, in-out.
Real savage
Peepee friction pleasure
do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?
No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that's frowned upon!!!
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Hold tight now
Nearly at the station
I will admit, as a brit, that my automatic reaction to being startled is "Good Lord!"... 🧐
As a Briton, I appear to use either the traditional "fuckin' 'ell" or "shittin' 'ell" or the somewhat nonsensical "shit the fuck".
I'd be interested to see if I could train myself to switch to "Good Lord!", like some sort of gritty Northern "My Fair Lady".
Northern: "Flihhhliipin' 'eck!"
Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent
That's fine as long as you're not being a dick to everyone who doesn't fit your fetish.
How do you feel about chimneysweeps with a cock-er-nee accent and their own dancing penguins? We've got one of those going spare. :starts whistling:
Now we know
Now we know...
NOW WE KNOW
NOW WE KNOW!!!
Married a brit can confirm
Textbook intercourse
Sounds like that involves a few paper cuts
Chapter 5 was begging for it
Does she... go?
Nudge nudge, know what I mean?
Say no more, say no more.
Wait... Is it really not just:
"Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!"
It's also that.
Wouldn't it be, "have a cunt ya biscuit?" Sorry, I don't speak English.
"Have a cunt ya cunt, I just cunted in yer cunt" might also be acceptable. I'm actually for real not sure and was asking in hopes of a real answer.
Omg... do Americans say Toosday ?
We say Tuesday
I thought it was Twosday
So, too-es-day?
It's pronounced like Tuesday.
Twos-day.
Won chew free, innit?
It is Twosday
Naw, today's clearly Threesomesday.
I have pinnacled! I dare say!
Shall I put the kettle on then?
Fancy a cuppa
I'm disappointed that wasn't Yakkety Sax.
Oi, stick it in me bum and call me King, m8!
oh, a royal rogering? Back home we calls that the Glorious Revolution!
I'm reminded of a phenomenal interactive documentary on life in a small British town. It's called Thank Goodness You're Here.
drink me like a bole o waerh
Depends on accent:
South West: jrink me loike a bo'oh wa'er ('=glottal stop like in "ugh")
London: drink me lyke a botto a wawtah
Merseyside: dlrinch me liche a bottull a wahtah (ch=choking sound)
Sufficient!
Now we know.
You can tell this isn't real. Spiffing wasn't mentioned.
It's like a good ol' stabbin with yer periwinkle
This reminds me of a puzzle
Thanks for the meme, but all these are real words, so it's not quite the same innit?
You missed boo'h o'wa'er