Remember that pets are a commitment
1d 47m ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in comicstrips
Well it's natural prey is billionaires, so probably actually a net positive for the environment
Well in that case, let's start a breeding program.
it's all fun and games until the billionaires run out and it starts seeking the next tier, this will probally be fine for a few tiers but will defo bite us in the ass longterm
Well billionaires are fucking us short and long term, so fuck it, let's take a chance
Won't someone think of the kilionaires? Thousandaires?
Shit, that'll take too long. We gotta get the imports running, pronto
But what would happen if all the billionaires ceased to exist? Before long we wouldn't have any corporations left to exploit our labor & pay us less than it costs to survive 😱
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I'm less worried about the environment than the fact that he somehow managed to grow a stirge to the size of a fucking bison.
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True Polymorph (9). A drop of mercury, a dollop of gum arabic, and a wisp of smoke. The spell lasts for the duration, or until the target drops to 0 hit points or dies. If you concentrate on this spell for the full duration, the spell lasts until it is dispelled.
Lol yeah
Releasing Byakhees to the wild can indeed cause devastations beyond your comprehension.