mfw
1d 16h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/diemartin in lemmyshitpost from sh.itjust.works
>be a sickly little peasant
>designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth
>they pay me pennies
>musket ball goes through my chest
>imgonnafuckingdie.pcx
>a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand
>tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important
>they open the envelope and show it to me
>it's fucking loss.jpg
+1 for fricking .pcx, gee wizzacles.
🥰
PS: damn, am I that old?
we’m that old!
"It has too many layers for me to describe in full right now, but if I cut to the core of it, it will surely make you cry."
Life has layers
You are carrying that which helps the advancement of both science and horticulture.
It's all ogre now
Shrek is love Shrek is life
"Sorry. I can't read this without a TOR browser".
On an aside, the original was a long ass sentence!
An ass-sentence that long must have been inspired by quite the view
a long unpunctuated ass sentence
zeropunctuation
America's finest news source
The letter that ended the (info) war
"The work is mysterious and important."
The message is encrypted, there are many layers
Is this some kind of reference to the “survivability onion”
I'd just eat you tbh
ok dr lecter
It says "just keep looking at the flowers."