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woof?

1d 18h ago by lemmy.world/u/polite_cat in lemmyshitpost

At a room party, specifically 😉

Coward, I'm in the show room

I'm in the shower room

Already top 5% of convention attendees

If you are a male, I can think of 3 ways this can happen.

That class in combinatorics really pays off!

You're treating the two wolves as identical, and that might not be the best approximation.

I'm trying my hardest to think of a pigeon hole principle joke

But with hamsters

Doing an Eif-fur Tower.

smacks top of head this bad boy can fit so many fucking wolves in it

Furry: whines softly and wags tail

Then starts licking you or something. Just don't make eye contact and you won't get your leg peed on.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Imagine you take the head off a furry costume at an event, look to see who’s inside, and it’s just two wolves stacked on top of each other.

i.. inside? 😳

...do wolves woof?

Kinda yes but mostly no

(They bark, but differently than dogs)

To the best of my knowledge, they awoo

Oh murr

God I hope all the wolves stay there instead of weirding up my ComiCon in a very wrong, B.O.-heavy way

You want them to stay inside you? Kinky.

!commentmitosis@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Lol, think I lost connection and tried to post it a couple of times. Deleted the others.

Convention sounds like a banger.

Lucky bastards

Heh I said something about pitbulls and was promptly banned from several furry communities (one mod). Ok then...

First time this ended as expected

Actually, It was just a fart.

So I can expect to become very ill soon then.

The con crud is real.

The last one that happened near me I got sick and I didn’t even go.

My brother in law went and brought the illness home with him.