true friendship
1d 22h ago by feddit.org/u/UnGlasierteGurke in lemmyshitpost from feddit.org
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about this picture makes me suspect it’s a stock photo.
Fact: men can't squeeze all the pee out of their own balls due to anatomical limitations. Have a friend do it for you, they can squeeze more out!
Balls. Where pee is stored.
Reminded me of this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWuPs6jXGtk
The fact that exists as a stock image is hilarious 😅
... and it's today I learned I have no true friend.
We can be true friends.
Sure, but buy me dinner first.
So true friendships are transactional now? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
What's your price range for a good dinner?
It's not about the price of the dinner, it's about the quality of the company. And the edibleness of the food too.
Jamie says his wife isn't ok with it. What's it gotta do with her? She doesn't have a penis, and she's not allowed in the men's room.
Mate, this is how I make friends.