Ah shit, here we go again
2d 5h ago by thelemmy.club/u/riverSpirit in Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com from thelemmy.club
Wiping mentioned on the internet, bidet sleeper agent activated
Yeah, like everybody has the possibility to install a bidet.
assuming you have running water, yeah you should be able to find a model that works. if you mean your landlord "won't let you", enjoy the sweet sensation of not giving a fuck what they think because they will never check. if for some reason you still can't, they make portable bidets that you don't even need to install. I have one that is basically just a water bottle with a curved nozzle for a cap, so you just have to fill it, aim, and squeeze to spray your ass. there are fancier ones with a battery and pump.
Many people assume a standalone bidet and don't realize there's cheap ones you can install on your existing toilet pretty easily. I bought a few ransoms randoms off of Amazon 6 years ago and they are still going strong.
I have a washlet from Toto, and the built in bidet is nice, but man the shape of the seat is so good. I would honestly use it just for the toilet seat part.
I'm using a showerhead with narrow spray mode. It's not very convenient, but it gets the job done
bidet ftw
GET A BIDET
sobs in IBS...
Doctor gave me Colesevelam, I forget what it's actually used for, but off-label: it binds matter together in your GI tract. Each pill lasts like 3-4 hours so as long as you take them regularly during the day (3x2 pills is max I think) you will have a sense of normalcy while at work. Once they wear off though you're back to business as usual.
This should've been posted in shitposts
Rub some Oxyclean on there. It's the stain specialist!
Chipotleaway!
90s solution. Phil Swift sealed his ass with FlexSeal.
It’s like wiping a marker.
Like trying to wipe away a grease pencil.
(The answer is fiber! Have a decent amount and sometimes its a ghost shit!)
Psilium husk is a god send
Nothing worse than a Frictionless Wipe
You need to use the millitary finger method☝️ Its environmentanly friendly cuz it only takes 1 square of toilet paper!
I've had this maybe twice my whole life, it's usually 5-6 wipes and there's nothing left. Dunno what the fuck you're eating or doing to have that as a common problem.
I'm convinced these people press too hard
That's why I finger blast myself until I get hard. I'm not German so I can't poop while erect and the flow stops. Just one very careful wipe after that and we're good to go.
I.....wat?
its cocaine isnt it?