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Perfection: 9/10

2d 22h ago by lemmy.ca/u/HumanOnEarth in mildlyinfuriating from lemmy.ca

Oof.

Hannah works as a third-grade teacher and refuses to give 100% on any assignment to any of her students because "only Jesus was perfect."

Source: I made it up.

I know you meant that a joke, but upon further research into this, I discovered that it's actually true.

Source: I also made it up

The sad thing is, jokes aside for some teachers is actually is accurate.

source: grandfather had a college professor that said his personal policy was that a student could never jump more than one letter grade between quarters.

You both get up votes for your properly referenced sources.

You were both eerily close to correct though.

Probably.

I had a teacher that refused to give 100% on any tests because he only left room for two digits when he drew up his marking list. True story.

I had a teacher who would give two points for each correct answer out of, say, 47 questions. So the highest score you could get was 94%. This was for a math test.

But... 47/47 is 100%........

You figured it out! You win math! 😀

Well done! You win the perfect score of 94%!

A perfect 8/13 (Spoilers for The Good Place)

Awful teacher even if they had questions no one would know, cause maybe they had a prodigy in their class or maybe someone that studied that subject to death, that's a horrible outcome for the kid who got all questions correct.

I guess you could go Farnsworth route and say penmanship counts. (Futurama joke). Though at a certain age range that's not really applicable I guess it depends the grade level for my annoyance at that teacher I'll probably forget it in a moment anyways. Still awful teacher if they got all questions correct, and wasn't a trick one in there.

Edit forgot to add also if the work showed all steps of logic (usually math but sure you get what I mean). No one learning should be denied a perfect score if they learned it is all.

My French teacher told me this is how grades work in France for real.

"I typically don't give 10/10 scores because I feel like it doesn't leave anything to work towards."

Which makes sense, as long as you haven't said it was absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a thing.

An unstoppable Hannah (literally perfect; 9/10) meets an immovable Newgrounds reviewer (game wouldn't boot; 5 stars).

Ackshually he is a game designer now.

If you say 10/10, it feels disingenuous. 9/10, no one neurotypical really questions it.

10/10 comment, no question.

5/7 with rice

I remember that guy!

I remember that guy with rice 7/10

Well I feel pretty fucking seen....

For the record Josh gave her a 10.

Also not the people in the picture.

Mebbies she didn't give 10/10 because he wasn't actually blind?

In that case shouldn't he be 20/20

Very good

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

TBF, he could have been richer and more handsome.

or endowed in other ways.

Sounds like a perfect 5 of 7 to me.

You left out the Best part.

First impressions?

On the way I was 15 steps behind a man who I thought could be Josh when he paused to interact with a street cat. (I had put animal friendly as my preference for my date.)

Josh sounds like a catch!

It's good to know this is a turn on. I approach many animals.
Once a cat kept following me and I had to convince it to go back, though.
Another time someone's cat just went to sleep on my lap, and I was late to college...
... And there was that one time I got chased by peacocks, squirrels, and random birds because I was feeding them walnuts...

Something tells me there should be a limit, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Perfection is a moving target...

Josh, you can have her.

I'd kiss her right on the circle line