Pedo pirate
3d 6h ago by lemmy.zip/u/stumu415 in politicalmemes from lemmy.zip
Who lives in a Whitehouse in Washington DC?
Donald Shitpants!
Odious, orange pedo is he
Donald Shitpants!
If nautical war crimes be something you want
Donald Shitpants!
Then pop on a MAGA hat and vote for this cunt
Donald Shitpants, Donald Shitpants, Donald Shitpants!
The only good thing about this is that he's saying in public what's always been said in private. The US Military literally is an arm of American corporate power, and the Federal Government takes its marching orders not from the president, but from the Epstein Class.
Arrr I be Shitpants the pirate.
He keeps a roll of toilet paper on his peg leg.
All of his speeches sound like he's drink at a bar with some work buddies and he's trying to convince them that he's doing great
This is our future. You think he's just leaving? You think he's not setting Junior up for the throne?
!!!!!??????
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/02/trump-us-navy-pirates-iran-blockade
If only the people who pay the pirate's salary and pay for their ships would also get to share in the treasure.