Avaiable Jobs
3d 16h ago by lemmy.ca/u/MattW03 in comicstrips from lemmy.ca
Art by Martin Rosner (hotpaper) - https://bsky.app/profile/hotpaper.bsky.social
What a no brainer. I pity the one who chooses to be King. A fool, no less.
There have been a lot of newly crowned kings who died soon after.
What if i pulled the sword and save the cat? I would be king of library and my court shall be quiet, and everyone attending shall be reading quietly.
No all the books rise up against you and try to overthrow you.
Only if you save the cat first. If you pull the sword first you'll just be the librarian of the kingdom.
There needs to be a version where 100 people who have just graduated with masters of library science fight to get at the cat.
Is library science even a thing? Asking for a friend
Oh yes. And everyone I've ever met who's studied it has been insane lol
They prefer eccentric lol
Thanks, sounds great!
I’d’ve done the same, no hesitation.
I’d’ve
That double abbreviation tripped me up, ngl.
FWIW, it's a double contraction. I love 'em!
My favorite might be non’y’all’d’ve (none of you all would have)
Missing an o.
non'o'y'all'd've
Can we fit in more letters?
I just copy-pasted it, are you calling Wikipedia wrong? ;-P
I'd've
y'all'd'nt've is a valid English word https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/y%27all%27dn%27t%27ve
Pull sword, become king, destroy the monarchy, go work at library.
A no brainer there.
Where did you learn this magical incantation, this Pspspsps, with which you summon the creature!?
Technically, it is a dual role of Librarian-Cat Tree Getter. There's an overlap in duties.
If you convince someone to pull the sword out of the stone, you get to be the new wizard.