Best opening
6d 9h ago by piefed.blahaj.zone/u/LadyButterfly in politicalmemes from piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone
I like how they say "I hope you are managing" but omits the "well", because they know that just managing it (even if it's poorly) is good enough.
As someone managing it poorly, I suspect it's more about managing it well being so unlikely that it would change the tone from politely sympathetic to mocking. Not to be sensitive or anything. I'm managing poorly.
Poorly is the bad place
Per my last hungover, incoherent ramble...
Close it with: "Hope to see you on the other side of the revolution/apocalypse. Tata!"
I feel this in my liver. No really, my enzymes are high and I don't really have the means to figure out what's actually going on. So, there's that!
Bilirubin?
Totally different sentiment, but I've been looking for an opportunity to open an email with, "I hope this email finds you before I do".
Ooooh that's a good one