Hopefully the bladder is in the files.
19d 14h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/Lisk91 in linuxmemes from sh.itjust.works
Wait, who's processig the request???
Brainstem
Asshole
Alarm
Me
monke
Wait, if my brain runs and uses Linux then…
Oh god…
ADHD is a zombie LLM process constantly spitting out vaguely related nonsense, draining your energy and processor cycles for nothing productive.
It all makes sense now.
Nah, it's nothing that complicated, it's just a bash script
while [ 0 -eq 0 ]
do
wall | head -c 16 /dev/random
sleep 1
done
shouldn't it be head -c 16 /dev/random | wall
yep that works a lot better. Mine did spit out a wall message, but only after the script hangs and has to be ctrl-D'ed. I figured I had tested enough for the internet joke and I shipped it to prod.
One day we'll be ready to switch to a stable repo
in the files
Memory leak 🫠
What always triggers feelings of cosmic horror is the question: "Whom is this reported to?"
Santa Claus, you go on the naughty list
Here's the corresponding xkcd.
A log file
I don’t why but “This incident will be reported” scares the shit out of me for some reason.😂
And it will go down in your permanent record!
who are you reporting to? WHO ARE YOU REPORTING TO?!?
average first run after installing debian
there is an ootion in the installer to enable sudo. so people just click next next next witgout reading?
goddamn I wish I could shut down my brain this way. mmmmph. genuine envy.
Don't think rm -rf
Don't think rm -rf
Don't think rm -rf
Wait.. what was I not supposed to think about? rm -rf
drops dead while drooling
whoopsie poopsie
a break is a break tho. forreal.
Meditation is essentially a software patch that reduces the brain's tendency to DDoS itself.
what I need is brain docker, where I could just spin down entire sets of functionality
This is my reflection on my own experience with meditation, I have no other expertise on the subject.
It's not not that. It doesn't completely prevent processes from starting up randomly, but it does make it easier and faster to shut them down gracefully. It's also helpful for understanding and adjusting system calls that keep restarting processes I no longer need running all the time.
Started terminal-lly. Stuck now and got lots of VIM all night. Supposed to do something with colon. Directions unclear now just a q.