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I am definitely a night owl

1mon 20d ago by lemmy.world/u/MinguPingu in bikinibottomtwitter

That coworker has more demons than you.

Can confirm. Source: I am that co-worker

Agreed. That cheeriness could be a mask built from trauma. That's what mine is, at least.

They aren't always happy. They are always happy to see you.

aww

Some peoples brains dont work 24/7 and they just live in ignorance. Work, go home, watch TV. It actually seems nice sometimes, stupid and happy!

My super power is I can be both these characters at the same time.

I have a friend like this. He’s wakes up super early, like 5 am, and texts me to go ride bikes. Like dude, i’m still sleeping for 3 more hours. Text me when the sun comes up.

I just grunt at them.

At first they laughed. Now they know that that's really all they're getting out of me.

I dont know how folks stand office work. I couldnt handle the dress code even. Put me on the line and let me go wild, Ill get it done.

appreciate office workers, for whatever it is they do, glad they can, for I could not sit at desk all day. Id blow my brains out.