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Always go before you lay down
1mon 23d ago by lemmy.world/u/MinguPingu in bikinibottomtwitter
Part of getting older. Going to bed is drink water so my mouth doesn't dry out, empty the body of everything else, put on socks to keep the stupid feet warm, keep cat outside of bedroom because she's young and bouncy.
I have to drink a lot more water than normal, so I pee several times a night. My bathroom has this helpful little switch that is motion activated to blast light into my sleepy eyes with the power of a thousand suns. I am Sisyphus.
I hate this the most in life
Theres just a solution Good night