In this house
11h 50m ago by lemmy.world/u/Chippys_mittens in lemmyshitpost
Yeah, you’re taking pictures of Chuck Tingle’s yard, leave the man alone, he works hard for us. Where else are you gonna find well-crafted erotica about sexy lawyer dinosaurs and bigfoots who are both billionaires and bomb defusal technicians trained in the art of love?
And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.
Might even be underselling it a bit.
This is the kind of book I'd sneak onto someone's bookshelf that I'm certain never reads.
Chaotic neutral type shit
So, this line-up suggests there's room for a cross-over story where the football squad wearing the color changing dress pounds the main character's ass.
Edit. Apparently it's a squad of unicorns that play football. Pardon my lack of attention to detail.
Are any of these actually purchasable in physical form?
Most of them are ~3,000 word epub files, but several of them get bound together in a physical volume. Chuck also writes whole-ass mainstream horror too, those can be found at bookstores.
Interesting guy this Chuck, I must say.
He certainly has a type
For anyone intrigued by the first title, I offer this masterpiece: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast: Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, read by Dane Terry
I am a simple man, I sees a podcast about Pirate Bigfoot haunting a guys balls, I downloads it
bout to get myself glayzed like a brothafucka!
Honey, I won't try to stop you. But I will film it.
Ummm...
*BIGFOOT AND I...
Sheesh
nah the order is important. sounds like bigfoot is a power bottom.
I've been seeing some "jesus is coming, repent" signs in my area and I'm wondering if it's legal to put up goofy signs right next to them
"Can we at least wait til he finishes?"
I mean, do you think the people who put the jesus signs up had permits and what not?
Who let the dog out? Who? Who, who, who?
Bigfoot.
This could EASILY replace the “step” fetish that’s on its way out.
Help me, step bigfoot! I'm stuck under the mattress!
STOP IT. They will absolutely create this category in minutes if they find it.
I'm pretty sure I've already seen this.
Step foot? 🤣
More effective than and ADT sign or one of those “we don’t call 911” signs.
There is a lot going on in this picture.
That sign is the highest quality object in the yard.
You do know his first name is Charlie, right? And he has social anxiety.
you must know a different one than i do. We know Darryl. I'll have to ask if he knows Charlie.
This is Charlie.
cool! we don't have any photos of darryl but he lives in the woods out back by the cabin the family... i think my great aunt used to have a lake house up there or something? long story but we camp up there when we can now.
I thought it was Harry.
I wonder what kind of barbecues they have. And is that a fire pit? These are usually signs of at least mild social interaction. But everything else suggests otherwise.
I suppose if they had to spray paint the door, that also suggests they sometimes have visitors. Odd.
Gotta have goals in life.
Chad move would be to be the big spoon.
Why can't I have cool neighbors like this?
I can't believe people still believe Bigfoot is real. It's so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
Bigfoot is real fist...
i thought this was the welcome to night vale one for a second