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12h 52m ago by lemmy.today/u/violet08 in lemmyshitpost from lemmy.today

Bed bugs when humans invented beds

It’s a whole species that only exists to torment us.

Speaking of, fun fact: pubic lice AKA "crabs" have become an endangered species due to changes in human grooming habits in recent decades 😁

Finally some positive fuckin news

fuckin news

Pun intended? 😁

Hard to believe we built all those barns just for the owls.

And still, we did.

domestic cats when humans invented domicile:

Breaking Bad fans when the word 'domicile' exists:

Impossible not to hear it with jesse's voice.

You mean when they invented domes

I asked my dad this question once (he's a twitcher).

He looked at me and called me a dickhead

The hell is a twitcher?

A birdwatcher

Hmm, Im not seeing the logic of that name. Do birdwatchers twitch a lot?

It's a British term.

It's apparently derived from a nervous birdwatcher called Howard Medhurst.

So yeah, you're on the right lines

Toss a coin to your Twitcher, oh valley of streaming

Owl yeah!

Lmao made my morning