READ: Stunning FBI Doc Claims Trump Assaulted Teen Girl After She ‘Bit the Sh*t Out of’ His Penis
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Look... it's a ballroom. It's definitely not a burial site for documents used to mix the concrete.
It's a very transparent corruption tool. When Trump was elected, he and his ghouls went around with the hat to get "donations" from all of the large companies. Especially the ones in big tech donated huge amounts for what turned out to be a very sad inauguration ceremony. After Trump gifted all of them huge tax benefits and removing restrictions and regulations, the time had come for the hat to go around again. But you can't just donate directly to the president, then even the dumbest of the dumb would cry foul. So like the shitty landlord Trump has always been he destroyed part of the White House and announced plans for a huge new construction project. This allowed all of the assholes to once again "donate" to this project. A project that has caused a lot of damage to a monument in order to "own the libs" and has raked in millions in donations, but has done little else. All of this money is being pocketed by Trump and his goons.
As with many terrible things, it's all out in the open and yet America does nothing. Checks and balances indeed.
It's called "Money Laundering" and the Real Estate Developer version of it is one of the few things that Trump is actually an expert at. Because at his core, he's a criminal.
STOP making Child Rape POLITICAL!
-Republicans!
They don't call it child rape, they call it sex with women who at the time were underage. Something like that.
For this one, they won't even call it that. "It can't be sex without penetration" or something like that.
Allegedly.
Wait, are they MAGA? Yes?
Then, allegedly.
She should have bit it clean off. Missed opportunity there.
Maybe she did, and that's why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool

I look like whose what??
In fairness to her, his mushroom dick (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) is a very tiny target.
Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.
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Pulling a splinter out with your teeth is probably how they did it before Larry Tweezer invented tweezers
His last name was just Tweeze, common mistake
Literal victims being victimized doing more to punish Epstein associates than the US Govt.
I was relieved to see she was interviewed as an adult in 2019. Brave as a girl, brave as a woman.
His personal Vietnam.
I didn't know one could get a spur on that bone.
His, Mein Kampf
It got stuck between her teeth.
Given what we know about his proclivities, more likely her braces.
NSFW

I knew I shouldn't have clicked that...
NSFL
That's how he knows Elon, the botched penis club.
Yeah, I don't... I don't really want to read that.
I'll just take this one as a given if that's ok.
This woman needs the congressional metal of honor. She has done more the the entire American government and military against this pos.
"See this, little one? This is your great-grandma's dick biting medal."
"Gather around, little ones, it's time for great-grandma to tell the story of how she tried to chew off the president's dick..."
"Aww, this is my favorite Christmas tradition."
"She won a medal for it, y'know?"
"Of course I do, I've been hearing the story since I can remember. It's evolved a bit over the years. It got pretty gory for a while, but the grown-ups reigned that in. Now we're lucky if she stays awake for the whole story."
Metal of honor should be a thing :)
Mettle of Honor. :D
Yes. Will done 👏
Question:
How can a person who has these type of documents and accusations about them ever be allowed to run for any type of political position? Let alone become the president of a country (twice)?
It's because legally, having a criminal record doesn't disqualify you from running. There isnt anything preventing this. Most likely its to help prevent a minor mishap from long ago condemning your future abilities (otherwise, you'd have all sorts of small charges against every politician to destroy their career. It would make the worst blackmail material).
Now, morally why did enough people vote for him anyway is a whole different issue that I don't have an answer for.
I know loads of adults with no "minor mishaps." It's not just normal to have a criminal record, they had no reason to do that. They just assumed no one was dumb enough to vote for criminals
even if you are imprisoned. there was this discussion that trump could serve as president from a jail cell.
Sure but that is easily fixed by making certain crimes bar you from running for example, being a pedo
It's also so that someone can't weaponize law enforcement on their political opponents. So let's say you're president. You come after me on a bogus charge. I've now got a record. I can no longer run against you.
Morally, I agree entirely.
Good portion of people don’t give a shit.
I’ve spend the past three years trying to get people to investigate the sexual and physical abuse of children in Oklahoma, including some child trafficking. No one cares or wants to do anything about it. More people than we want to admit are okay with children being raped and abused as long as they are a certain type of child (foster kids usually.)
A considerable amount of the American general public is criminally ignorant, willfully terrible, or both.
Because they were kept secret by his accomplice.
This woman sounds like she has extremely good judgement. Maybe she should be president.
Let's be fair, 95% of the human population are better suited to be president than that obese stumbling wobbling tub of genital warts.
She would never pay for drinks in my presence, say that much.
Hey now. We don't elect women with a strong and documented history showing good judgement, ethics or moral character; and instead we try to find problems with them so that we can retroactively justify throwing away a vote and really a country on some no-name no-chance third party gamble. Bonus points if they married or were VP to a -+- gasp -+- imperfect president already.
It's just the American way.
My biggest problem with Hillary Clinton's presidential run is that the DNC put their finger on the scales for her. She did not earn it, she was not owed it. The air of entitlement the entirety of the Democratic leadership showed was shameful, especially for a party named after popular votes.
I feel like justice might be her thing. Let's give her Pam Bondi's spot.

"Have them line up outside my office door!"
MAGA: Quiet, Piggy! Trump was appointed by God to lead this country!
God: Bite his dick off!
This got a good laugh out of me
Journalists need to bring back the good old art of monstering.
Do you have bite scars on your penis, Mr. President!?
Show us your penis, Mr. President!
The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings.
Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first.
While I fully support justified defensive violence against dick biters, I'd appreciate even more Trump using this defense in a trial over the incident.
Anyone else read "Doc" as "Doctor" before realizing it was "Document"? I had a flicker of hope they'd be a corroborating witness.
Someone should check for scar tissue.
Not me, I ain't got the stomach for looking up under that naked stomach.
Nor do I have a forklift license to lift that saggy ponch that likely completely obscures it. Nor do we have archeological dig rights to go searching in the first place. Lol

(The girl is based not trump in case that's not obvious)
Serial child rapist and murderer Donald just killed over 150 Iranian girls to distract us.
Wow! What a piece of absolute shit. I always knew he was garbage, but this ... wow.
Also, good for her. I hope she drew blood from that little pecker. And I hope she's still alive and doing well. The world needs more people like her.
I always knew he was garbage, but this … wow.
dude...it's going to get worse, so hang on. Girls were murdered.
I've heard the rumors, but I'm holding out until there's more evidence. Wouldn't surprise me though.
They tried to run her off the road back then, I figure something worse might have already happened.
That guy should totally give himself another medal! Maybe a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Nothing says he can't give it to himself!
-- Republican chuds
You know that they gave him an Olympic Gold Medal for participation, otherwise we would have been hearing him whine about not having one.
Every "Prize" outfit, including Nobel, should invent a special medal just for him, with the emphasis on "Special." That way, 100 years from now he will be indelibly associated with empty, useless accolades.
we need to examine it.
"Well, what would YOU do?!" - Donald J Trump, 45th & 47th President of the United States of America
Nothing stunning here