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What Kristi Noem Should Do After President Trump Fired Her

16h 46m ago by feddit.uk/u/NomNom in politics from www.nytimes.com

Prison time

Came here to say this. She should go to prison. Hopefully under some state charges.

Visit the Hague.

Just ask Marjorie Taylor Greene, who, after falling out with the president, fled the House and is now devoting herself to viciously critiquing his Iran policy.

Maybe Ms. Noem should consider a similar route, using her newfound freedom to tell the public how she really feels about what she was asked to do and defend in Mr. Trump’s name. She might even claw back some of that self-worth she gave up along the way.

There's no way that ever happens.

Especially since she still has a job with the administration. They created a new position just for her: "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas." We'll see what that ends up being, but I predict nothing good.

Viciously working on her campaign

May I recommend “getting fucked”?

Maybe invest in some $ROPE

Crawl back into the cave with the rest of the troglodytes?

How is a reassignment classified as a firing?

Reassignment from head of a Cabinet department to head of a nonexistent "security" initiative, for example. She was fired from the first job and massively demoted. This is the equivalent of a corporate VP being moved from a position of direct line responsibility to "special projects," which is a euphemism for being given time to update their resume before being ejected. Noem is on the off-ramp.

I heard she was going to work for the ATF.

Self-immolation is a good option.