The thing i wish upon all trans rule
13h 40m ago by sopuli.xyz/u/sad_detective_man in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from sopuli.xyz
Them: Have you had The Surgery?
Me: [chainsaw noises] What do you think?
[ happy gay chainsaw sounds ]
Trans people who would like one. I don't see why anyone wouldn't but I respect choices.
I don't I DESIRE THE CHAINSAW TO BE MANDATORY
But you may choose which hand and also the blade length and shape. And the teeth type.
So many good choices
butbutbut i dont want to hurt people....
I know it's a big responsibility. But with time you will come to wield your saw deftly. I trust you with industrial tools ❤️
...makes fingering something of a challenge.
Better work on non dominant hand dexterity. Or perhaps the option for a chainsaw leg should be in order
Oh shit yeah. That's a good alternative. God that's dope.
I've always felt like you'd prefer for your non-dominant hand to become the chainsaw. that way you could still hold a pistol with your dominant hand. Ash didn't really get to choose which hand he lost, so he had to make do.
Oooor the other hand?
"Dieselpunk transhumanism" is a criminally unexploited concept.
As long as they get to swap it out with the gauntlet hand when appropriate. Boomstick not included but can be bought in the sporting goods section of S-Mart. Groovy.
i don't want this but would like to be able to transform to a chainsaw consciously, kinda chainsaw man way
If there was a button where I have a 99% chance to win a million dollars, but a 1% chance to turn into a girl with a chainsaw arm, I'd press it. Probably for less. Maybe even $20 dollars.
Still cischainsaw tho.
Hail to the Monarch, baby
Groovy 🦾
If am not trans, may I still have a chainsaw hand, or would that be disrespectful to the trans community?
So long as you use it responsibly and to help codify our rights, you have my vote.
We'll bring this before the Council of the Trans for further discussion. You'll know in 1-2 weeks, and then it takes another week to schedule the surgery.
Could I get mine swapped for a chainsword instead?
I want to be able to handle anti-trans heresy appropriately.