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1d 2h ago by lemmy.ca/u/sveltecider in lemmyshitpost from lemmy.ca
This idiot is messing with the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, good luck pal you're gonna need it.
They love casting spells!
This is the guy who dresses as a woman to own the libs? I bet he sub bottoms ironically too.
Wait, what?
I bet he sub bottoms ironically too
Nono, go back to the first thing.
As opposed to dom bottoms?
You jest but that's probably a thing.
Edit: searching yielded actual results so it's a thing.
I've always heard it as "topping from the bottom"
I've heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.
Yeah, I hate redundant pleonasms!
gesundheit
Hey, don't besmirch Don Bottoms! He's a good man just trying to keep his Labubu farm afloat during these difficult times...
No no no you were supposed to give nukes to everyone who doesnt have them! Ugh! Fucken apprentices always want to go straight to casting before they've even pondered their orb.
brb, calling up some Etsy witches...
Dammit! I'm hoping for another meteor to cause a 3rd ice age, and wipe out all life on earth.
But I'll settle for nuke going off in my back yard. Now you take even THAT hope away!
Is it so wrong to just want Earth to end??? It's all I want! Such a simple request! Human extinction. Is that so wrong?
3rd Ice age? Pal, there are 5 Ice ages already, 6 if you count the Spinoff movie. And another one is announced to release on February 5th 2027
Is he wearing a low cut t-shirt?
It's gay sorcery, sister.
The staff of Agangofmen is stuffed in place and I'm ready to begin casting all over.
All sorcery is gay sorcery, ahem…
Oh damn nuh uh no you did not
He’s drawing his power from the magical land of Douchebaganda
He's going to get into trouble, only UFOs are supposed to be doing that.
Must have gone back in time as well. It's been many decades since a nuclear weapon was used in an attack.