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Good for meeting your FDA required minimum!

1d 11h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/QuinnyCoded in lemmyshitpost from sh.itjust.works

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Where can I buy this? I'm on a mission to turn all of my sperm into plastic so I have an endless supply for my 3d printer whenever I jack off.

That leads to a future where new babies are essentially printed, and the ink companies all hold the admission keys. Don't want to pay? No baby for you

Nah I'll just pirate my offspring like I pirated offsprings music in 2002.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

I told you for the last time I don't need magenta for my child.

Why do I have to enter the back door I already entered the front door.

No! I don't want a subscription one baby is all I'm having.

i have not given you my pgp key, thus you cannot be gregnant. it must be dave's baby

I like that it's non-GMO

Is it gluten-free?

It is called Sea Plastic please use the correct industry term or we will have to censor your comments.

Just like momma used to make!

I ain't about to raise no pussy cuck baby, my babies gonna be a real Man.

You got some of that good stuff in blue? I’m allergic to the green and taupe colored ones.