Cardassian bathrooms are the worst
3d 10h ago by startrek.website/u/charonn0 in tenforward from crazypeople.online
Remove the text from the first picture and swap the order of pics. It makes the joke better.
Edit:
nice
Cardassian bathroom:
Man, if I ever become an employer, this is how I'm gonna do job interviews.
"so what would you say is your greatest weakness"
*plop*
Hemorrhoids
OK. Your work name shall be Hemmy
Oh. Oh gods. Hemmer was a nickname not a name.
someone twisted the knob to "poop with friends" and snapped the damn thing off!
I was working at a job site in Idaho 2 years ago or so and came across an old refurbished building and the bathroom itself really did look like this where there were two toilets facing each other I asked him if they often have group meetings in there and they said not often but once in a while.....
Where I grew up for some reason when they turned the junior high bathroom into the senior bathroom this is what they did. Thankfully they had new walls up before the end of the semester but it was weird.
Bynar bathroom
Ok, closer it is.
let that sink in
C'mon, don't let the cardassians fuck around with the number of sinks as well.
I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.
In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.
I'm not a monster, not even close.
Shouldn't the text be flipped? The point was Picard was shown a number of lights and told a different number. The picture shows five so he should be saying five. Right?
No because Picard is speaking the truth. No one uses the other two, and therefore they aren't urinals
If you do end up in a situation where you must use the other two it is proper to say "nice watch" as you maintain eye contact.
Who wears a watch on their penis?
Oh, well you can also say "nice ring"
Nice cock ring bro.
And then yell something manly so they know you're not a gay
And a little sombrero why
I prefer "that's a particularly lovely circumcision scar" or "what a beautiful foreskin!"
I have definitely used urinals shoulder to shoulder in places where there was little choice, like an airport.
Right, but that's the funny thing about jokes. They don't need to be 100% accurate to be funny.
Yeah, but jokes do work better when grounded in truth. Are there seriously people out there who will just piss themselves if 1,3, and 5 are occupied?
Instead of rushing to the most extreme option ask yourself if the 1st and 3rd urinals are occupied which one would you use? I'm finishing explaining the joke so I'll just leave you with this, if you make the changes the original commenter suggested, there isn't a joke anymore. It's just Picard counting urinals.
It takes ~21 seconds to piss. I'll wait for an opening.
And if there are no dividers, I'll wait for a stall.
Except when there's a line, even then the 6'2" dude will use the ADA Urinal
well it depends. 3 or 2
No, no, there are 5 urinals. But only 3 can be used simoultaneously.
that's the joke.
Just wanted to be pedantic for a second
Fuck this I'm just pissing my pants
That's only because you haven't yet seen a Bolian bathroom.