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New life
10h 26m ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in lemmyshitpost
*Flammenwerfer. Because it werfs Flammen.
And just like the walruses, they'll kill you if you're not careful.
A potato killed me once. It was not pleasant.
A potato fucked my wife
No realli!
A møøse ate all of my pøtatoes
Be grateful they can only kill you once.
Unlike the system lord Ba'al.
Get well soon ❤️🩹
That is the most appropriate thing to say to a deceased person.
Nice try, potato man.
Can I have all those potatoes? I know just where to rehome them (My stomach)
you want to keep them dry and cold, them not being pre-washed helps as the dirt absorbs excess moisture
Damn. One sneeze and it’s all over.
Lol
This