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Tonight... you
12h 56m ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in lemmyshitpost
"Look me in the eye if you have your plug in too."
Sobbing "please wake up".
Tonight... You.

"I know what you did last summer"
I recognize “he knows, don’t go home” from Minority Report. Solid reference.
- I'm so ready for this, aren't you?
- respawn in 5..4..3..2..1..
- I left the keys to your door under the mat, I'll be back tonight
- I'm coming....
Tomorrow me
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock"
“I’m going to masterbate with my own tears later”
Don't worry, I didn't borrow your toothbrush. ;)
most of these would get me 🥺