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Tonight... you

12h 56m ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in lemmyshitpost

"Look me in the eye if you have your plug in too."

Sobbing "please wake up".

Tonight... You.

"I know what you did last summer"

I recognize “he knows, don’t go home” from Minority Report. Solid reference.

  • I'm so ready for this, aren't you?
  • respawn in 5..4..3..2..1..
  • I left the keys to your door under the mat, I'll be back tonight
  • I'm coming....

Tomorrow me

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock"

“I’m going to masterbate with my own tears later”

Don't worry, I didn't borrow your toothbrush. ;)

most of these would get me 🥺