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20h 58m ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in lemmyshitpost

Oh, hey there ickplant! Funny running into YOU here!

*Explodes into a thousand bats and flies away.

(sigh)...if only...

Not a chance. I've gotten so good at not even flinching when I hear my name called and just walk away like they are calling someone else. For me to acknowledge a random idiot they need to catch me really fucking up and come at me straight on but I keep a vigilant eye on any movement and can usually evade their time wasting advances.

I too become an assasin and play 4D chess every time I go outside

It is the way

Getting over that ingrained fear that people yelling out your name just want to hurt you is difficult.

I wish. Too many people know me. I can't go hardly anywhere in the lower 48 without running into someone who remembers me. Seemingly always fondly, for some reason.

I just want to be left alone.

Hey its you !!!

I should have expected that, lol.

That's much less invasive than my interactions in person. Frequently they ask about pets or people that died.

😁

I'm not much for the small talk either. It's like yeah I saw you over there and I don't think I've seen you since high school, I didn't much care for you then so why on earth would I want to see how things have been. Leave me alone

The Hero of Kvatch!

I used to own an ice cream shop, and every now and then, someone would recognize me in the grocery store, usually a kid, but not always.

It was a little weird, ngl.

"Huh? You know me? Really? Wow I never knew I was that popular. Sorry but I have no clue who you are."