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Lemmy: Beans

23h 53m ago by piefed.world/u/ObviouslyNotBanana in lemmyshitpost from media.piefed.world

Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.

That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).

You can't fix her, bro.

She doesn't need fixing

She works in advertising.

She doesn't need fixing.

These statements are mutually exclusive.

Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.

She just needs her fix

Of ads

Nothing to ad, I'm just here to dogpile on marketing majors

Nothing to ad

Got Milk?

I love dairy on its own merits, they didn't need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me

I've got nipples, Greg.

No, but I'm hungry for apples.

My man!

You don't know me

Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.

Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.

Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you

Nope! Not me. Phew.

But sorry for yours. Seriously.

“IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”

Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.

OK, that one sounds fair.

Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.

I saw a similar response on reddit years ago...

lemmy: "pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch."

Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT

but... our AdVeRtIsErS

No I can't. I don't have a working mic.

Wow this image personally offends me let me go bitch on twitter, after all what else is that shithole used for.

/s

FUUCK

...and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments....

Or...

37 posts
326 comments
Banned from 23 communities
Joined 2 hours ago

And at least 50% are REMOVE THE CENSORED SHIT WE ALL HATE IT

YOU CAN SAY C*S ON THE INTERNET!

css?

Please don't post that without a trigger warning. Some of us are IE6 survivors.

.censored-shit {
  display: none;
}

listen,

It's fine, without people like you and me it'd be very quiet around here. Just people screaming posting into the void.

I feel personally attacked.

I'm sorry everyone, I just like commenting and talking to people more than trying to be creative.

Why 'personally attacked'? Do you aggressively complain and comment about others' content?

Do you not?

Oi. I have 5 posts.

Also reddit:

My gf didn't close the tooth paste in the bathroom.

Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER

Today it's the toothpaste, tomorrow it's your neighbours penis

Could be worse... Could be wafflestomping

Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server?

BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.

The Fast Show

LinkedIn: I don't have "boyfriends", I have unpaid live-in interns

Accurate LOL

YTA: Can't a man have a hobby collecting things these days?

tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen

its me i'm tumblr

Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love

fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can't do an ounce of work by themselves

Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?

Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON'T (MUST WATCH)

Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.

[Citation needed]

Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]

It's that... Is that the windows xp background?

Edit - my bad, it's been a minute, forgot it didn't have trees

Surely if it's full of missing women's driving licenses it's not a sock drawer, it's a missing women's driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I'd post if it were reddit.

"Surely they're not missing, you've found them".

The other day, someone posted "I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don't have a cat."

And I posted "Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that's how cat ownership works."

Some people can't see what's directly in front of their faces.

Boyfriends are a liberal lie

Husband bad

Boyfriend nonexistent

Geocities/MySpace:

Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a "boy"

Average Lemmy boy: I may or may not be a boy today

ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?

hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?

Surely that's the opposite of a red flag

ml loves red flags

Aside, but I hate that people say "my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me" instead of "my boyfriend (M 53) prevent me (F 21)"

I don't understand. "Prevents" is correct. But she said "forbids."

I think the order of words was the point here.

YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identity!

4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.

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😂😂🤣😅😮😮WHO DID THIS 🤣😂😅😂😮😮