Rapture
20h 40m ago by slrpnk.net/u/Track_Shovel in microblogmemes from slrpnk.net
Why were some left behind?
The didn't listen to the Velocipastor
Those philosoraptors dared to question his teachings
That's because he was a Blasphemaptor
He was the hip hop velocirapper
some fled into space, and became a dominant species 10s of thousands of lightyears away in the delta quadrant.
Only the Tastiest Livers.
Came for the comments. Wasn't disappointed.
Makes sense. Raptor Jesus was his name after all.
It seems weird that God only chose to take the terrible lizards.