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Children are a gift from someone

1d 4h ago by sh.itjust.works/u/gigastasio in lemmyshitpost from sh.itjust.works

Number of times my kid had a loss of temper:

I  II
II I_

Edit: jk, I don't have kids (thankfully)

Did you lose them?

Telling my dog "zip it mister" as it has a seizure at a tree branch caressing the apartment

My nephew is so cool. He's 20 months, and if he picks something up he shouldn't have, or if you need him to stop doing something, you can just hold your hand out for it and say "let me have that" or tell him "you gotta stop, buddy" and he just fucking does it. Sometimes he gets this look like "damn, they caught me!" And he just moves on to the next thing, and never cries about it or anything. He's the happiest, sweetest baby I've ever seen, and it's genuinely scary how smart he can seem at times

damn he's just chill like that

Yeah, Little Man is the best baby. I can't wait until I get to see him again. I know everyone thinks the kid in their family is special and whatnot, but I swear, that kids a born scientist. If nurtured, he's gonna be amazing at whatever he sets out to do

Read this as "sold my kid to settle down" and that sounds like a very unhealthy stress coping technique

Arguably

1000002774

Children are a gift to the landlords and business owners that will leech off of their attempts to survive capitalism.

When you put it like that, I wanna see more kids running amok in Walmart just fucking the place all up.