Wtf could have done this?
1d 5h ago by lemmy.world/u/P00ptart in asklemmy@lemmy.ml
It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone... I'm just really confused.
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
How is bro contacting us from the matrix
Your fork is a vulcan, live long and prosper 🖖
A Vulcan 🖖
You're standing over ground water and should drill a well there
That must be one helluva water source to get it to cross fork tines.
Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I've never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.
Could you have pushed something aside, unintentionally wedging the fork between two objects?
If it got wedged in the right way, the tines could bend like that.
Hmm possibly? But I haven't had the drawer be tough to open recently.
Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.
I very much am not.
Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.
TIL that Caketaco, the Portland forkbender, has an international fanbase.
Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.
The forky bandit?
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say "Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks" if he does it again call him a nerd
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
Italian fork?
Uri Geller. Run.
I cast James Randi.
I've seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they're cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.
Don't have a dishwasher.
Are you a Jedi and you used the fork?
May the fork be with him.
Got caught in the drawer.
You should pick up the phone and call the professionals
I guess a thumb and a pointing finger. Maybe a prank by one of your friends?
Yo momma
I am not sure if this is a joke. Most commentators seem to perceive it this way. But just in case I will answer seriously.
This was done by a human:
- your kid (you said you live alone, so not this one)
- your guests
- someone uninvited (but it makes no sense for them to leave this)
- you in a way you cannot remember.
I will expand on that last one since no one has done it: Do you have an issue with substance abuse? Do you have issues with your memory? Do you have any psychiatric issues? Your other personality could to this if you have a dissociative identity disorder. Check symptoms and pay attention on similar events. If this keeps happening go see a doctor.
Asimic attraction.
Do you have a sink grinder/disposal? If it fell down there and turned on, that could do it, but I think the poster that mentioned it getting caught in a drawer is probably the best bet.
I don't, but also I would imagine that would leave marks on the tines.
It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets
Ooo, ooo, I know this one—carbon dioxide!
Monoxide
Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they'd be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.
a fidgety heroin addict off by 1
Do you have any enemies?