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Mom is vicious
1d 6h ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in lemmyshitpost
"Well, my entire self-worth isn't based on whether or not I'm married."
Ngl I think there was also a little bit of FOMO involved too.
At least they’re charging that poor phone
"Well you look like you're divorced in this photo"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you fail out of med school."
It’s weird now watching the high school reunion movies Of The 90s (Gross Pointe Blank, Romy And Michelle, etc) and in all cases the protagonists are considered outliers for not having a car dealership, marriage and three children already at 28. They say the past is another country.
"because you couldn't have a bank account without a husband back then"
[mic drop]
“Well my body count has 3 digits. How does it feel to settle too soon?”