Noah rules
1d 7h ago by piefed.blahaj.zone/u/compostgoblin in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone
If he had said "into an ICE building", i feel he'd have gotten laid
Agreed, but this tweet is from 2020.
they had ice back then
Before anyone gets cute, I mean both ice as in the cubes and ICE as in the current modern gestappo
Edit: damn, I’m too late, everyone cute
Edit: damn, I’m too late, everyone cute
I'm high but like this sounds like you're mildly upset that a witch cursed you with of bisexuality
Yes… a witch did this. I knew it!
What if the office building belongs to Nestle?
I can just imagine Nestle office workers unsuccessfully trying to fight the fire with small 25 centiliter water bottles.
Idk, still a waste of a (presumably) perfectly good shirt. Rather use those old underpants from the bottom of the drawer. Maybe wear them before if it's for ICE.
I mean if someone used this line on me I'd assume they're FBI.
Fucking Based Innit?
Feral But Intruiging
Frightened but interested
Rhetta doesn't deserve you, Noah
That's more of a second date kinda energy
Noah's got my match (heh)
Turning that Noah into a “No, uhhh…”