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Trump to meet Machado, says it would ‘great honor’ to accept her Nobel prize

1d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/Redditsux in politics from thehill.com

If would be a great benefit to the world if she used it to beat him to death.

It's 175 grams of gold on a heavy ribbon. You could definitely kill an old man with it if you put some effort into using it as a flail.

I feel it could be rather effortless. Natural even. As if it was made to happen by destiny itself.

Heavy ribbon you day?

Strangling works too.

She should hide poison in it

Machado told Fox News host Sean Hannity on his show earlier this week that she would like to give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize she won earlier this year.

if she used it to beat him to death.

Why would she do that when she said she would like to give it to him?

Reading the article? That's crazy talk.

Oh, Donald Trump, the great athlete who possesses and therefore also won the FIFA World Cup? The one who can't distinguish literal and symbolic thought? That Trump?

The only FIFA peace price in history. It's a very exclusive club.

Just brain soup at this point. He cannot think coherently at all.

That doesnt stop him from being a blight on humanity, though.

There's just no possible way that it works like that

He probably thinks taking someone's Superbowl ring also means he won the game.

It’d be such great fiction.

An aging, demented despot thinks he should undeservingly receive a “Peace Prize”—largely because his old-man racism can’t stand being upstaged by a black prize recipient who sassed him at a dinner once—and he campaigns aggressively for the prize.

He doesn’t live out the ideals of the prize so as to position himself to be a worthy candidate—he simply shouts at everyone that he is the singularly best person in the world to receive it.

When it goes to a person who lived out the ideals of peace, the despot quickly sends his cartoonishly overpowered military to her country, conquers it, and then the despot with his nigh-omnipotent forces pressures the principled woman into forfeiting the “peace” prize to him.

The aging despot finally gets his “Peace Prize” through force inspired by racism.

The world gave up a long time ago…

Machado told Fox News host Sean Hannity on his show earlier this week that she would like to give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize she won earlier this year. 

Oh god.

I guess people have been gifting Trump gold trinkets this whole admin. But this is a whole new level of cringe.

I think when you have just been “given” everything your entire life, the concept of “earning” something is incomprehensible.