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2d 3h ago by lemmy.world/u/Mickey7 in memes
You guys have sex?
"You guys are getting depression and bills?"
Do you wanna trade some depression and bills for sex? Plenty of depression and bills here
That’s the joke, yes
Two and a half out of three, guess I'm doing all right.
I'll take 1/2 sex, please 🎟️
Let me introduce you to your friend Palmala Handerson
It takes two to tango but only one to play solitaire.
And three to file for divorce.
Y'all are into sex and are depressed?
It's called "tear jerking", apparently.
"You guys pay bills?"
Believe me, we would, if we could
That’s not true; there’s also work. Although sometimes that fits under depression.

Oxford comma needed!