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rules of the pirate code

2d 4h ago by lemmy.world/u/agent_nycto in lemmyshitpost

Please, can we take all of your cargo? 👉👈🥹

No no no.

"ARRRR, WE BE TAKIN' YER CARGO, AND PERHAPS YOUR LIVES AS WELL, PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!"

Rule 34 of the pirate code:

If it exists, there's port. No exceptions.

No way bro worked that in

Okay, please fuck yourself. Thank you.

/s

I will, you mangy little dickhead! Thank you!

You forgot to say please. Now I am offended.

Me hearty, I is sorry from the bottom of meh rotting heart!

More of a guideline than a rule.

Yarr I not be robbing ye of manners

Its giving, THE_PACK

HE'LL YEAH BROTHER

28?! You've been busy!

what about rules 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, and 27? you still have 21 more rules to write until its rule # 28!!!

also really enjoying this series. you should make a Pirate-based community for these