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Trump invites Colombian president to White House after threatening his country with military strike

2d 16h ago by lemy.lol/u/mc900ftJesus in world@quokk.au from apnews.com

It's a trap!

Easier to kidnap him that way. So much cheaper and safer than sending soldiers and having all those explody things. Just invite him over for coffee! Then, out with the eye-mask thingy, the headphones, and the handcuffs.

I’d be down for a bit of that sort of role-play. As long as I actually, you know, TRUSTED MY PARTNER.

Bogotá isn't on the coast so it's way less easy than Caracas ^^

Lol

I would like to see Trump in Colombia