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What would the Department of Education change it's name to if it renamed itself like the Department of Defense did?

3d 3h ago by feddit.nl/u/fort_burp in asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Ministry Department of Truth

Ministry Of Indoctrination

The Department of Children Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

Department of Redirecting Tax Dollars into Trump-Ally-Owned Charter Schools

Ministry of Truth

Department of Juvenile Propaganda

Depertment of reedin’ and writin’gud

It would be more likely to get dismantled.

Department of Indoctrination

Or The Trump Youth

Departement for Christianity in schools - because that's all they (pretend to) care about regarding education.

Department of indoctrination

Or just

Reeducation camps

The Department of illiteracy

House For Sale

Department of childcare

department of cognitive decline? I mean war is kinda the opposite of defense sooo.

I wasn't aware of the renaming and had to look it up. wtf this man is our president you gotta be f'in' kidding me

Department of Eduduhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Department of feeding and testing kids.

Hmmm sounds like what farmers that raise animals do. Fitting.

If only the feeding part were consistent

Department of Obfuscation although that applies to so many