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3d 9h ago by piefed.blahaj.zone/u/compostgoblin in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone

I'd recommend Linux instead. Tested succesfully on a dead badger, should be safe for humans.

why is that a link im scared

Some people would do it, and i am scared of that

I'm scared that they haven't updated to Windows 11

Why would I update to a malware infection pretending to be an OS?

How I sleep after installing an agentic AI-bloated operating system directly into my psyche (I lobotomized myself after a few minutes because it was unbearable):

Well you see there's no flash drive drivers preinstalled so you actually need to start here to get Windows, and then insert an Ethernet cable into one of the esophageal ports to establish internet. From there, you can upgrade to XP, and if your key verifies you can do an OTA upgrade to service pack 1 which has WiFi if you spread your fingers out.

Once you do that, you'll have a browser that can connect to Microsoft services and you'll be able to insert a flash drive up your nose to begin standard installation.

Space Station 14 Thief reference

Look at you all fancy with your CD-ROM rather than your 13x 3.5” disks.

Disk 9 repeatedly brought up errors…

I do miss the Windows 95 Tips tumblr, was full of those