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rule of music

3d 19h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/TotallynotJessica in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

What type of musical we talking?

Rocky Horror

Well, I'm smashing that button instantly.

Cannibal! The Musical.

Let's build a snowman!

Obviously "Cats"

Edit; if there was a "Crabs" musical then that one.

Repo! The Genetic Opera

How does this body work? Will I suddenly by gorgeous, or will a really sexy body be shoved in my trunk?

I love this interpretation. The rest of your life is a musical about trying to hide the body from authorities.

I have music playing in my head all the time anyway so smash that button.

Fuck... i don't hate musicals but that would get real damn obnoxious fast...

You would love it, like they always do in the musicals.

I love music and could't live without it. But I hate musicals, probably because I can't be arsed listening to the lyrics. (Or rather, reading lyrics because thanks to having English as the second language I can't tell what people are singing most of the time.)

Last song of the day, stop me if you heard this one before: it's time for the

Impromptu Masturbation Rap Interlewd (featuring my Wiener as the scraper block)

So, it ends in a few hours?

Rekt

So what's the downside?

I'm not too big on musicals, so it'd get very old very fast. I wouldn't take it because it'd just be too annoying.

The musical is Cats

So I would be like Steve from Big Top Burger

If it can have any genre of music I want then absolutely yes!

I hate musicals and already have close to my perfect body 😁

I feel like many trans folk would gladly take the offer, lol. I'm alright, the only musical I've ever liked is La Cage Aux Folles. 😅

Me, who is trans and loves musicals: YES YES YES YES YES YES

that sounds fun-

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE CRAB MUSICAL!

I think I could handle about one bursting into song daily, more than that would get tiresome

Fuck yeah I'm hitting that button

Is it written by Charlie Day, a la The Nightman Cometh and The Gang Turns Black? If so I'm in.

My ideal body? How ideal are we talking here?

If I can get that second dong I've always wanted, get ready for a wild cover of If You've Got It, Flaunt It!

If this means that I can be involved in a West Side Story like gang fight, then I'm in. Finger-Snap, Finger-Snap, Finger-Snap then shuffle, kick and twirl.

It depends on how good people will sing around me.

Smash button.