girth rule
4d 4h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/erotador in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone
transcription: tfw your dildo finally came in the mail and you realize "8 inches" meant girth instead of height.
Just looked it up out of curiosity. The Bad Dragon Archer (human shaped) in Medium is 8.58" circumference. You can do it OP!
I really don’t want to look this up, when you say “human shaped”, do you mean human phallus shaped, or human shaped?
Considering its bad dragon, we can never be too sure
I meant human penis, but knowing Bad Dragon I can totally imagine them making "Action figures" for your personal enjoyment.
True Homo Erectus huehuehue
My friend was just gifted a "garden gnome" BD had as a gag gift, so it definitely wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility.
It can be both 😉
Gonna spread some awareness here, bad dragon is a horrible company and there's lots better ones out there, in price, ethics, and quality. Twin tail creations, all night toys, and fantasy grove are all way better.
I'm ootl. Why are they a horrible company?
Twin tails has fantastic customer service too. Absolutely 10/10 recommend.
i did the math thats only 6.8cm diameter, if you select the medium soft type material on checkout....thats totaly doable....and i am not even joking
It's especially doable if you use it for anal, since the anus can stretch a lot more
The anus is stretchy but if you're new to anal, no way you're going over 6" circumference for a while. This is like one of the few topics I can speak authoritatively on lol
how to have your DM's flooded 101 :D
Hahaha either everyone's too polite or not interested
This explains why anal ended so fast, ty for the insight.
8in circumference is 2.55in (6.47cm) diameter. Sounds like a fun ride :)
I fucking hope that's circumference not diameter because if it is then I've got a new shelf ornament.
Worse, it's radius.
Mama didn't raise no quitter
I just love that so many of the comments are fellow blahaj users being like "I don't see the problem?"
Can confirm I see no problem here.
heh holy times
No pain no gain
The average real life penis circumference is somewhere between 4.5 and 5 inches iirc.
Are women bringing down the average?
Oh wait... circumference !?
Are horses bringing up the average?
Circumference is diameter*pi. I.e. real fucking big numbers.
Ah, the ol' cheese wheel
Improvise, adapt, overcome.
I am a certified idiot. I mixed it up with radius.
Edit: This seems to be the largest one https://www.huffpost.com/entry/worlds-largest-dildo-nsfw_n_57a26a60e4b0e1aac914b413
Length, not height. /s
I dunno, does it mount vertically or horizontally?
I've got a 7". Most people can take that. 8" should be achievable.
7" circumference is too big for anal beginners, generally. Not by too much but I generally recommend closer to 1.5" diameter. 8" is pretty damn big, like you've got to have been doing some serious stretching for at least 6 months to fit it.
Source: size queen butt slut, my record is a 9" circumference all night toys rex
fr had a horrible experience with BD when i had to get my Flint from the customs tax office... its all night toys eu based?
All night toys is us based but I do have some european recommendations if you want wm
What are your european recommendations?
Yes!
Do you have a recommendation for a good "beginner toy"?
So now you got a joke gift
A few years ago, I had this friend who I gave a one-litre bottle of rum for Christmas, but I put it in a big box that said "Anal-igator" on it and looked like the kind of box an oversized sex toy would come in, including naughty lizard art and all that stuff. He unwrapped it in front of his family but stopped when he saw a big "18+" thing on it. That's still one of my funniest memories, even though we're no longer in touch.
I feel like this could be a fun challenge to conquer, but what about the height?
Built like a tuna a can, so about an inch high.
Like a pringles tube with veins