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Stay strong lemmy

6d 4h ago by reddthat.com/u/LadyButterfly in microblogmemes from reddthat.com

Let’s just all human. That would be nice uwu

Canine squad standing by! A Mastodon screenshot of a toot by Mark Holtom: "Therapy dogs waiting to be let inside hospital rooms to comfort sick children . We don't deserve dogs!" followed by a picture of a line of dogs in a hospital corridor, sitting to attention outside ward doors. They are waiting to be let into these children's wards to comfort the sick children.

stolen from here

I remember being in a child’s hospital and meeting one of them years ago. It was so nice and the pup is def what I needed at the time

Oops all human!

Brought to you by soilent green ...

Is this English?

Allow me to translate: The last day of holiday break is the worst. I’m usually anxious on Sundays for the same reason, but the extended time off makes it a lot worse. I don’t want to give up the freedom of this time and behave like a domesticated animal again.

At my age, I'm always mindful that I'm getting more and more behind the times, and that this is very possibly normal younger generation talk. I really wouldn't know. But this seems more like the person left school too soon.

Username checks out 😉

That’s meant in jest. 😬

That's fine 🙂 I chose that username as a troll, and the people getting trolled don't even realize they're being trolled: it's all the haters who post the exact same thing and think they're being really clever, but don't realize they're like the 10,000th parrot repeating the same boring predictable thing.

Oh I get it. It’s like the Bart say the line meme. But it’s all in good fun. 🤩

I get that all the time, too.

this is the "relatable and funny online lingo", nobody actually talks like that

Came here to say "can anybody translate?" 🤣 beat me to it.

I looked at their history to see what you’re talking about because you give no context and everything you said is wrong and you’re an insane person

Damn dude go outside

We got a Snow day! All roads closed.

Unfortunately, I WFH on Mondays so, yes, I too am wallowing in sea of dread.

Yup this is a rough one

NO TIME! PROFIT MACHINE GOES BRRRRRRRR

Cringe millennial

Trust me, Gen X feels the same

if you dread your job, you should figure out what steps you need to take in order to change that, and then take the first step.

"impossible/can't/don't want to/etc."

ok. enjoy work tomorrow

edit: there are many situations in which i very sincerely sympathize with people's struggles: inherited diseases/disability; living in a warzone; disowned by parents for being (insert literally any reason); among others-- but "i hate my job"-- not so much. yea, changing things isn't always simple or easy, and sometimes involves great risk, but every day you choose (yes, CHOOSE) to do absolutely nothing (except maybe complain) about the thing making you unhappy is one day closer to your last

wow thanks that fixed everything.

"If you don't like society, you can just move out into the woods!"

You should be a life coach. Lots of people to scam with empty platitudes.

Their comment reminds me of this song

Life is simple

My landlord doesn't provide litter boxes for his cats because he wants them to just go outside where he hasn't cleaned for years. One of his dogs killed the smaller dog of my roommate. He acts like a fucking animal expert and opines freely to his church youth group, presenting as having his shit together despite never having a full time job in his life.

These takes are always so childish to me. Like the person who writes it clearly isn't an adult, hasn't lived in the adult world, or has been privileged with circumstances that allow them to live the entire span of their lives as an ignorant and pompous child. Spoiled by a complete absence of adversary to the point they start to feel a purely delusional sense of mastery over life that needs to be shared.

My landlord can take your vapid, vague advice no problem. In fact it seems like the kind of advice he'd give.

feel better?

stereotype reddit reply much amirite

lol k

I'm applying other places but also supporting a household on one my one income. Finding another job that pays enough is difficult, especially when combined with having to do numerous rounds of interviews per position

Also there's no job on earth that would allow me to just be a human being rather than a robot producing value

sounds like you're doing everything you can, which is more than doing nothing. just don't give up