long range vanced
12d 18h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/TotallynotJessica in transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone
Wow this is way more practical than my 15' parabolic sissy hypno dish...
https://xkcd.com/316/
Forcing GAHT on one person would be adjacent to depriving another of the same thing. Don't become them.
I mean, you're not wrong, but also, if my opponent brings a knife to a boxing match, I'm reaching for a knife, not standing on my pride as an ethical boxer, ya know?
This isn't far off from my position that I'll stop deadnaming Twitter when Elon stops deadnaming his kid
Obviously there are limits; if you can disarm a potential murderer then you do that instead of killing them. But I'm pretty sure this very obviously comical conversation between a father and child doesn't rise to that level of severity where it needs to be reigned in ;D
On one hand, you're 100% correct that this would be a bad thing to do. On the other hand, the absurdity of repeatedly shooting a VPOTUS just to feminize him is the whole joke.
I think a more serious plan would be to use the tranquilizer dart as a tranquilizer, so that multiple forms of GAC could be administered all at once, such as shaving and skincare.
Honestly, this is starting to sound like a service I would pay for.
I'm imagining like a team of alien wildlife biologists regularly showing up and tranqing him, taking measurements, performing various feminizing treatments, administering hormones, swapping batteries on the tracker, etc.
can i sign up just for the tranqing? i have not slept well in so long
Look if I got a big red button that said "make JD Vance slowly die of radiation poisoning" i'd break it hoping some of his colleagues get fucking radiated too.
As someone who's dealt with gender dysphoria I gotta ask: If I'm cool with slowly and painfully liquifying the guys organs, what's a bit of temporary dysphoria which is inherently easier to treat for him than it is us trans folx?
doing something out of revenge to someone who has caused so much harm to so many people, causing the death of some of them, is not the same as doing something bad to someonewho did nothing wrong
are people sayimg that its hypocritical for kidnappers to be put in prison?
Nah, fuck JD Vance and everyone else in Peter Thiel's orbit. I wish all the misery in the universe upon them.
And then everyone stood up and clapped and started sucking their own dicks.