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A man who believes himself to be a kernel of grain is taken to a mental institution

3mon 3d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/SnokenKeekaGuard in jokes

Where the doctors do their best to convince him that he is not a kernel of grain but a man; however, when he is cured (convinced that he is not a kernel of grain but a man) and allowed to leave the hospital, he immediately comes back, trembling and very scared —there is a chicken outside the door, and he is afraid it will eat him. “My dear fellow,” says his doctor, “you know very well that you are not a kernel of grain but a man.” “Of course I know,” replies the patient, “but does the chicken?”

Unlike the guy masturbating with peanuts.

You mean the food crimes post 😭

no but he was fucking nuts and never going to be released.

Good one 😆