Joke in Lubitsch’s Ninotchka
3mon 3d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/SnokenKeekaGuard in jokes
The hero visits a cafeteria and orders coffee without cream; the waiter replies: “Sorry, but we have run out of cream. Can I bring you coffee without milk?”
Bartender version i used to use:
I'll have a virgin bloody Mary please!
Sorry, im fresh out, can I make you a Virgin Maria, instead?
What's the difference?
No tequila!
That is brilliant