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1y 15d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/TriflingToad in comedyheaven from slrpnk.net

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/16781756

Guaranteed that bed spread is hiding this headboard

https://youtu.be/IRUw3R5kZtk&t=39

Who is he praying to? Himself?

I assumed he was trying to arm wrestle the eagle.

Perhaps the Bible can lend some insight:

"Our father, who art in heaven"

So probably his father.

Is the eagle going to eat his liver?

The only question I have for this bed's owner is, when you fart in your sleep do you fart on Jesus and your SO farts on the symbol of freedom, or the other way around?

I want to jerk off on this bed.

It adds insult to injury when I see what lovers are taking away my rights

Needs more orange doofus.